I owe that great big, yellow and red clown at McDonalds an apology!
For years I have derided McDonalds for their fast food ways; their McNuggets that honestly aren’t any better now that they are “all white meat” than they were before 60 Minutes got ahold of them; and for their greasy fare that just never seemed to be something that any health-conscious person would ever, in a million years, consider eating for any reason other than a life or death situation.
But then, I had kids.
And then we wanted to go on vacation with said kids.
And then, after three hours in the car, said kids were driving mom and dad batty and needed to exercise.
What is a parent to do?
Oh looky! Is that a McDonalds with an indoor playground? Holy Cow! Stop NOW!
And that is the wellspring from whence my repentance flows. And be darned if McDonalds doesn’t have some gloriously sweet tea!
And it was good–for about 30 minutes until dad’s “schedule” reigned supreme and he forced them all back in the car for the rest of the trip to Kiawah Island, SC, where he would spend the next few days slapping 50 SPF sunscreen on his wonderfully 35-year old body, while schlepping sand-laden plasty-crap back and forth from the beach to the condo and back again; all the while praying to the gods (whichever ones rule over beach vacations) that the boys would sleep soundly at night allowing mom and dad to relax for a few minutes.
But someone remind me again how, after the first day, when you’re tired of the beach and you’re spending the bulk of the time in the A/C in the condo, or at the pool, how this is better than going to your neighborhood pool and relaxing in your own home where a half gallon of skim milk doesn’t cost an arm and a leg? Tell me again how that works?
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Is there a god responsible for vacations? I always just assumed that vacations were the domain of the unholy, the devil, the damned. Whoever, but no one good.
RE: If nothing else comes of my blogging (e.g., wildly profitable recognition), then at least I’ve learned that there are other men out there who feel similarly about life, parenting and vacations in general!
It’s like you stole this idea from my mind about McDonalds. We had the EXACT same experience on our trip to Hilton Head…I find their food barely edible (how can you ruin a salad that badly…though I LOVED the fruit & walnut “salad”)…but I was praying for the indoor (we mistakenly stopped at one freaking hot outdoor playground) playgrounds to help facilitate naptime. It definitely served its purpose. My husband picked up Bojangles chicken and carried it into McDonalds. I just can’t do that. Yet.